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my-leq:

I want to murder someone
Jul 22, 2014 / 141,522 notes

my-leq:

I want to murder someone

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Jul 22, 2014 / 39,775 notes

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Jul 22, 2014 / 130,329 notes

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plundr:

This is the funniest thing to ever happen to Canada

I have never been prouder to be Canadian

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Jul 22, 2014 / 392,421 notes
  • Doctor: do you drink or smoke?
  • Me: no
  • Doctor: (under his breath) what a loser
Jul 22, 2014 / 261,465 notes

pupbutt:

why say nip slip when peek-a-boob is so much better

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Jul 22, 2014 / 30,656 notes
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succeeding:

my aunt tried to make heart shaped cookies and they all came out looking like tiny penises im laughing so hard

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Jul 22, 2014 / 54,654 notes

gnarly:

*snapchats and texts the same person at the same time*

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Jul 22, 2014 / 72,819 notes

fall out boy ~ miss missing you
Jul 22, 2014 / 703 notes

fall out boy ~ miss missing you

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Jul 22, 2014 / 106,323 notes

communistbakery:

when she say go deeper but u all out of dickimage

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Jul 22, 2014 / 465,944 notes
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seedy:

what do u mean “4 minute shower” it takes me 4 minutes to get the water to the right temperature smh

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lol she was in line for 10 minutes

Oh my God
Jul 22, 2014 / 140,632 notes

lol she was in line for 10 minutes

Oh my God

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