ladytrenchcoat:

keyblade-crafter:

2spookyvoux:

No matter how hard I try, I can’t picture the original leg. This is fucking amazing.

I thought it was real until i saw the paintbrush and read the comment

Holy crap!

ladytrenchcoat:

keyblade-crafter:

2spookyvoux:

No matter how hard I try, I can’t picture the original leg. This is fucking amazing.

I thought it was real until i saw the paintbrush and read the comment

Holy crap!

(via 666praiseit420)

hirxeth:

honeyyoushouldseemeina-mankini:

*distant middle school voices* INK POISONING

// glow //

hirxeth:

honeyyoushouldseemeina-mankini:

*distant middle school voices* INK POISONING

// glow //

(Source: danandryan, via leaningnow-intothebreeze)

rabioheab:

want to get out of having to do your homework? try chopping both your arms off. in class the next day when the teacher asks you why you didn’t do your homework simply say “i don’t have any fucking arms”

(via crystallized-teardrops)

snopchat:

mom what THE FUCK do you mean youre not a virgin

(Source: flapped, via dutchster)

(Source: nasturbate, via caseylauren)

nickgerber:

Rainy Day 

I’m constantly amazed at the fact that I can take a walk in the morning; shoot pictures, edit and process the pictures and share them with you by the early afternoon. For better or worse we live in an amazing time. 

(via ezralexa)

(Source: plasticbag.tk, via succeeding)

thatfunnyblog:

the cops are already on their way to your house you sick little fuck.

thatfunnyblog:

the cops are already on their way to your house you sick little fuck.

(Source: casualmalexlfan)

dominospizzadelivery:

"Hey can u check if that milk went bad?"

*opens fridge*

*milk has leather jacket on smoking a cigarette*

"It’s bad alright"

(via fake-mermaid)

lillyhasatumblr:


FUN FACTMichael Cera agreed to play himself as a complete coke fiend psychopath only because they let him wear his windbreaker. 

lillyhasatumblr:

FUN FACT
Michael Cera agreed to play himself as a complete coke fiend psychopath only because they let him wear his windbreaker. 

(Source: crackerswag, via halzzzz)

titwankz:

I CANT FUCKING BREATHE

(Source: chernovision, via halzzzz)