ispeakquotes:

A man came home from work late, tired and irritated, to find his 5-year old son waiting for him at the door.

SON: ‘Daddy, may I ask you a question?’
DAD: ‘Yeah sure, what it is?’ replied the man.
SON: ‘Daddy, how much do you make an hour?’
DAD: ‘That’s none of your business. Why do you ask such a…

(Source: INVOCATOR, via glorys)

in-love-with-the-dark-side:

speckle-ss:

stomach0fbutterflies:

omfg the best scene of all of gossip girl

i watched this over 683 times

i’m pretty sure all girls want a guy that’ll kiss them like that

in-love-with-the-dark-side:

speckle-ss:

stomach0fbutterflies:

omfg the best scene of all of gossip girl

i watched this over 683 times

i’m pretty sure all girls want a guy that’ll kiss them like that

(Source: only-gossip-girl, via triskeli0n)

HELLO WISCONSIN

(Source: thatofficial70show, via feeelmybonesignite)

jourdepluie91:

I wanna be sedated
Packages by Ben Frost

jourdepluie91:

I wanna be sedated

Packages by Ben Frost

(via natalier0se)

bitch-pudding:

myspcefamous2012:

the breakfast club isnt even about breakfast 

you could have at least said spoiler alert

(Source: cooldragonboy4000, via manda)

saddeer:

this is the most important scene in cinematic history

(Source: husssel, via pelicanpark)

(Source: 180mph, via racistgrandparents)

jesusthelastairbender:

mom….gay….

i’m dad 

(via succeeding)